There once was a man
An evil, evil man
Who lived his life in evil, evil ways
In a big crooked house
Circled by big crooked trees
There he savored all his evil deeds
"You see I'm good" he cried
"So very deep inside"
"Deep down inside I’m good"
"I just keep my good side"
"Buried deep beneath my hide"
"So I enjoy my evil, evil ways"
- Abney Park- Evil Man (Lyrics)